{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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WVTL is a commercial radio station broadcasting a classic country radio format to the Mohawk Valley in the U.S. state of New York. It is licensed to Amsterdam, New York, and is owned by Roser Communications Network, Inc. WVTL's radio studios and offices are in Florida, New York.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Harry Reser","displaytitle":"Harry Reser","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1586732","titles":{"canonical":"Harry_Reser","normalized":"Harry Reser","display":"Harry Reser"},"pageid":4818960,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Harry_Reser.jpg","width":198,"height":267},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Harry_Reser.jpg","width":198,"height":267},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286151517","tid":"c97f8c20-1bf5-11f0-b2e8-7cbb6516fd5d","timestamp":"2025-04-18T01:38:11Z","description":"American banjo player and bandleader (1896–1965)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Reser","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Reser?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Reser?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harry_Reser"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Reser","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Harry_Reser","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Reser?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harry_Reser"}},"extract":"Harrison Franklin Reser was an American banjo player and bandleader. Born in Piqua, Ohio, Reser was best known as the leader of The Clicquot Club Eskimos. He was regarded by some as the best banjoist of the 1920s.","extract_html":"
Harrison Franklin Reser was an American banjo player and bandleader. Born in Piqua, Ohio, Reser was best known as the leader of The Clicquot Club Eskimos. He was regarded by some as the best banjoist of the 1920s.
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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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