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The Bulwark is a novel by Theodore Dreiser, published posthumously in 1946.
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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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