{"type":"general","setup":"When is a door not a door?","punchline":"When it's ajar.","id":282}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are fish so smart?","punchline":"Because they live in schools!","id":299}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you organize a space party?","punchline":"You planet.","id":129}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":319}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's black and white and read all over?","punchline":"The newspaper.","id":264}
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